How to weaponize your son

Church's Abbess of Netherworld's city, the legend tells that to protect her church she is able to give birth to creatures and use them as a mace grabbing them from her umbilical cord.

We can tell you clearly that it is not just a legend.

Well, you have entered this link to know "How to weaponize your son" and we're going to show you that step by step how.

  • First step, you have to give birth. generally opening the legs and squeezing. but we prefer to use the Unity physics engine.

  • Second Step, Grab the umbilical cord, usually 1m from the fetus is fine.

  • Third step, the moment you've been waiting for is here, burst your son against things. We have 3 force vectors, each of them will be applied temporarily spaced to the body of the fetus, it will be tied to the hand by the Unity physics system.

Why 3 vectors?

Well, we could have broken it down into how many vectors we want, but we decided 3 vectors was enough for a 2d game.

Video reference

The red line is the "bounce" vector, it is calculated in each hit. A force will be applied in this direction to add a bounce effect a little more "Cartoon" (Only in strong impacts)

  • Fourth step, Be carefull, it can blow out in your face.

And finally, a sample of its final version.


If you have to design a boss that uses a mace, the smartest thing is to draw the animation :D

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